No, it was written by Shashank, the founder, who has strong opinions about how a website should sound. AI was used the way we use it everywhere else: research, drafting, sharpening. The wit is human. The bad jokes are also human.

Three engagement shapes. Strategy on its own (one-time or monthly). Strategy plus production. Or full stack with Meta advertising. Production projects (shoots, brand films, websites) are always quoted separately. We'll send specifics on the qualification call once we know what you're working with.

We work on Google when it makes sense. But the work we make is built for Meta — the platform's algorithm rewards what we do, and our entire creative process assumes Meta's logic. Saying we're a Meta-first agency is more honest than pretending we're channel-agnostic.

Within reason. The three pillars (Strategy, Production, Advertising) can be taken in any combination, or one at a time. What we don't do is fragment them — running just the ads while someone else does the strategy never produces the work either of us would be proud of.

Faster than most agencies, slower than you'd want. Strategy can begin within a week. Retainers usually live within ten days. The qualification call happens within 48 hours, so the clock starts the moment you write to us.